1 00:00:03,170 --> 00:00:06,256 ♪ The Simpsons ♪ 2 00:00:06,340 --> 00:00:10,844 {\an8}Class, it's time for our standardized test to see how well the school taught 3 00:00:10,928 --> 00:00:12,221 {\an8}to the standardized test. 4 00:00:12,304 --> 00:00:13,305 {\an8}[all groan] 5 00:00:13,388 --> 00:00:14,389 {\an8}Yes! 6 00:00:14,473 --> 00:00:16,725 {\an8}I mean... [groans] 7 00:00:17,309 --> 00:00:21,772 {\an8}You have 30 minutes, or however long it takes me to swipe through every guy 8 00:00:21,855 --> 00:00:24,816 {\an8}in this town I haven't already met. 9 00:00:26,235 --> 00:00:28,237 {\an8}[pencil tapping] 10 00:00:29,238 --> 00:00:31,240 {\an8}[fingers tapping] 11 00:00:35,577 --> 00:00:37,579 {\an8}[tapping continues] 12 00:00:41,583 --> 00:00:42,584 {\an8}[tapping stops] 13 00:00:42,668 --> 00:00:43,835 {\an8}Hmm. 14 00:00:43,919 --> 00:00:45,671 {\an8}[♪ suspenseful music playing] 15 00:00:49,424 --> 00:00:50,926 {\an8}[grunts] 16 00:00:51,426 --> 00:00:52,761 {\an8}[music ends] 17 00:00:52,844 --> 00:00:54,054 {\an8}Huh? 18 00:00:55,430 --> 00:00:57,432 {\an8}[Lisa humming] 19 00:01:03,355 --> 00:01:04,356 {\an8}Huh? 20 00:01:08,443 --> 00:01:09,987 {\an8}[grunting] 21 00:01:12,698 --> 00:01:16,785 {\an8}Why does Hubert get to take the test in that paradise? 22 00:01:16,868 --> 00:01:21,665 They turned my mop closet into a quiet room for Hubert's unique needs. 23 00:01:21,748 --> 00:01:26,837 What about Willie's unique need, a quiet room to sob into his mop? 24 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:27,921 [Lisa] Hmm. 25 00:01:28,005 --> 00:01:30,382 He also gets extra time. 26 00:01:30,966 --> 00:01:32,217 Extra time? 27 00:01:32,301 --> 00:01:37,097 Well, I guess if he needs it, although that means I'm getting less time than him. 28 00:01:37,180 --> 00:01:39,808 We all want a level playing field, right? 29 00:01:39,891 --> 00:01:42,019 Shouldn't I also get extra time? 30 00:01:42,102 --> 00:01:43,854 Of course you should, lassie. 31 00:01:47,566 --> 00:01:49,067 I'm here for an assessment. 32 00:01:49,151 --> 00:01:51,653 Looking to get extra time on tests? 33 00:01:51,737 --> 00:01:57,159 No, as an intrepid psychonaut, I yearn to explore the inner workings of my mind. 34 00:01:58,201 --> 00:01:59,411 [receptionist] Hmm. 35 00:02:00,078 --> 00:02:02,622 So what are we testing for? 36 00:02:02,706 --> 00:02:04,875 She's not here for extra time. 37 00:02:04,958 --> 00:02:07,294 It's a secondary motivation at best. 38 00:02:09,004 --> 00:02:12,382 We'll be testing you for three neurological differences today. 39 00:02:12,466 --> 00:02:14,259 Here's the first one, go nuts. 40 00:02:14,343 --> 00:02:18,055 Oops, I'm not supposed to say that word. One of our crazy rules. 41 00:02:18,138 --> 00:02:20,515 Ah. Sorry, not supposed to say that either. 42 00:02:20,599 --> 00:02:23,268 One of our crazy regulations. 43 00:02:23,352 --> 00:02:24,436 Okay. 44 00:02:25,687 --> 00:02:30,359 "Do you ever fixate on things to the point that you're unaware of your surroundings?" 45 00:02:31,568 --> 00:02:34,571 {\an8}[singsongy] Book report, book report. 46 00:02:35,781 --> 00:02:40,619 {\an8}Okay, well, maybe I was a little fixated, but nothing like Principal Skinner. 47 00:02:40,702 --> 00:02:44,206 {\an8}Principal Skinner, there's a fire! 48 00:02:44,289 --> 00:02:47,542 [singsongy] School budget, school budget. 49 00:02:51,338 --> 00:02:56,510 Whatever this is testing for, I think Principal Skinner has a lot of it. 50 00:02:56,593 --> 00:02:58,595 [♪ majestic music playing] 51 00:03:01,181 --> 00:03:02,182 [music ends] 52 00:03:03,141 --> 00:03:05,227 [Lisa] "Do you find conversations taxing 53 00:03:05,310 --> 00:03:07,688 even with people you see every day?" 54 00:03:07,771 --> 00:03:09,940 What the hell happened here, Seymour? 55 00:03:10,023 --> 00:03:11,483 [stammering] 56 00:03:11,566 --> 00:03:16,071 I'm not sure. I was working on the school budget and, uh, now it's now. 57 00:03:16,154 --> 00:03:19,282 "Now it's now" is the first thing you've said that makes sense, 58 00:03:19,366 --> 00:03:20,909 and it doesn't even make sense. 59 00:03:20,992 --> 00:03:25,914 You can take it up with the school board when you speak to them this afternoon. 60 00:03:25,997 --> 00:03:27,916 [gasps] The board? 61 00:03:29,835 --> 00:03:33,839 [Lisa] "Do unfamiliar environments make you uncomfortable?" 62 00:03:33,922 --> 00:03:37,092 I respect a man who still uses a handkerchief. 63 00:03:37,175 --> 00:03:38,552 It's not a handkerchief. 64 00:03:38,635 --> 00:03:41,930 I was so nervous I ripped out the lining of my pants pocket. 65 00:03:42,013 --> 00:03:45,934 I see. This meeting is to discuss the school budget you submitted. 66 00:03:46,017 --> 00:03:47,727 Oh, no, you hated it. 67 00:03:47,811 --> 00:03:50,814 Was it the font? Font Aficionado magazine said 68 00:03:50,897 --> 00:03:52,774 that Garamond was making a comeback. 69 00:03:52,858 --> 00:03:57,446 Well, once we got past all those serifs, the budget was exemplary. 70 00:03:57,529 --> 00:03:59,531 In fact, we're giving you a promotion. 71 00:04:00,866 --> 00:04:03,785 You're the new principal of Springfield High School. 72 00:04:03,869 --> 00:04:06,955 High school? But I don't know anything about teenagers. 73 00:04:07,038 --> 00:04:09,624 I'll have to read years of Tiger Beat to catch up. 74 00:04:09,708 --> 00:04:12,377 We have every confidence in you. 75 00:04:12,461 --> 00:04:16,089 Oh, I'm so honored. I'm shedding tears of joy. 76 00:04:21,720 --> 00:04:23,597 Okay, kids are just kids. 77 00:04:23,680 --> 00:04:25,766 These ones just have cars, mustaches, 78 00:04:25,849 --> 00:04:29,227 and strange clouds of vapor emanating from their ballpoint pens. 79 00:04:29,311 --> 00:04:32,606 [Lisa] "Do you have difficulty recognizing sarcasm?" 80 00:04:32,689 --> 00:04:35,650 - Good morning, Shauna. - Oh, awesome. 81 00:04:35,734 --> 00:04:38,820 My dad's flunky is our new principal. 82 00:04:38,904 --> 00:04:41,239 [chuckling] Thank you. I'm happy to be here. 83 00:04:41,323 --> 00:04:44,367 The students are going to love you. 84 00:04:44,451 --> 00:04:47,662 They're totally not going to slash your tires. 85 00:04:47,746 --> 00:04:49,498 [tires pop, hiss] 86 00:04:49,581 --> 00:04:52,918 Great. I won't turn around to check what that hissing noise is then. 87 00:04:54,920 --> 00:04:56,421 Tuck in that shirt. 88 00:04:56,505 --> 00:04:57,881 Change that shirt. 89 00:04:57,964 --> 00:04:59,508 Put on a shirt. 90 00:04:59,591 --> 00:05:01,593 Good God, not that shirt. 91 00:05:02,344 --> 00:05:05,472 [Lisa] "Do you find it difficult to alter your routine?" 92 00:05:05,555 --> 00:05:08,683 Novel problems require familiar solutions. 93 00:05:08,767 --> 00:05:10,852 Detention slips at the ready. 94 00:05:10,936 --> 00:05:12,854 {\an8}[♪ rock music playing] 95 00:05:25,617 --> 00:05:26,618 [music ends] 96 00:05:26,701 --> 00:05:28,370 Welcome to Saturday Detention. 97 00:05:28,453 --> 00:05:31,039 For the next eight hours you're going to sit here quietly, 98 00:05:31,122 --> 00:05:34,209 thus becoming the best versions of yourselves. 99 00:05:34,292 --> 00:05:37,379 - Say less. - Don't budget my verbiage. 100 00:05:37,462 --> 00:05:40,048 Say less means I get it. 101 00:05:40,131 --> 00:05:42,592 I'm not sure I "say less" what you're saying, 102 00:05:42,676 --> 00:05:45,387 but I'll take it up with Google tonight after my bath. 103 00:05:46,388 --> 00:05:47,639 Ew. 104 00:05:48,515 --> 00:05:52,853 I can't believe a brooding outsider like me is stuck here with a jock, 105 00:05:52,936 --> 00:05:55,689 a princess, a Kearney, and a brain. 106 00:05:55,772 --> 00:05:58,358 I'm not a brain. I'm failing choir. 107 00:05:58,441 --> 00:06:00,026 My dad's really mad. 108 00:06:00,110 --> 00:06:05,407 I'm never going to be like my old man. He's 41 and losing his hair dots. 109 00:06:06,908 --> 00:06:09,744 Teenage angst! [grunts] 110 00:06:09,828 --> 00:06:14,249 [Lisa] "Do you become overstimulated by noisy environments?" 111 00:06:14,332 --> 00:06:16,918 I'm becoming overstimulated by this noisy environment. 112 00:06:17,002 --> 00:06:18,670 What is the problem here? 113 00:06:18,753 --> 00:06:21,006 I'm tired of having to act cool. 114 00:06:21,089 --> 00:06:23,425 I'm tired of having to act uncool. 115 00:06:23,508 --> 00:06:25,427 I'm tired of playing sports. 116 00:06:25,510 --> 00:06:27,512 And I'm tired of dressing pretty. 117 00:06:27,596 --> 00:06:29,764 Then stop doing those things. 118 00:06:29,848 --> 00:06:31,850 [teenagers] Don't tell us what to do! 119 00:06:31,933 --> 00:06:35,437 [Lisa] "Do you frequently misunderstand social situations?" 120 00:06:35,520 --> 00:06:39,691 Well, you're all students, so education is clearly your main priority. 121 00:06:39,774 --> 00:06:42,694 And you're teenagers, so there's no sexual tension. 122 00:06:42,777 --> 00:06:44,779 [kissing, moaning] 123 00:06:46,489 --> 00:06:47,490 I have a kid. 124 00:06:48,116 --> 00:06:50,410 I just don't understand why you're fighting. 125 00:06:50,493 --> 00:06:53,288 After you graduate, none of you will ever see each other. 126 00:06:53,371 --> 00:06:54,789 High school doesn't matter. 127 00:06:55,707 --> 00:06:57,459 The new principal is right. 128 00:06:57,542 --> 00:07:00,295 This really is the best time of our lives. 129 00:07:00,378 --> 00:07:02,172 I love you, guys. 130 00:07:03,840 --> 00:07:05,925 [sighs] That wasn't my point at all. 131 00:07:06,009 --> 00:07:08,053 Detention isn't about learning lessons. 132 00:07:08,136 --> 00:07:10,597 It's about sitting still and being unhappy. 133 00:07:10,680 --> 00:07:16,394 Well, we've changed as individuals and as a group, and maybe you have too. 134 00:07:19,439 --> 00:07:23,234 Nope. Change isn't my thing, and neither is high school. 135 00:07:23,318 --> 00:07:24,319 I quit. 136 00:07:24,402 --> 00:07:25,779 You can't leave us. 137 00:07:25,862 --> 00:07:28,073 You're the best principal we've ever had. 138 00:07:28,156 --> 00:07:32,243 Say less, and I mean that literally, not in your new weird way. 139 00:07:34,162 --> 00:07:39,250 [Lisa] "Do you feel a sense of relief when you return to familiar surroundings?" 140 00:07:39,334 --> 00:07:41,920 [♪ "Don't You (Forget About Me)" playing] 141 00:07:42,003 --> 00:07:44,464 ♪ Don't you forget about me ♪ 142 00:07:44,547 --> 00:07:46,883 ♪ Don't, don't, don't, don't ♪ 143 00:07:46,966 --> 00:07:48,093 [music fades] 144 00:07:52,180 --> 00:07:54,766 Ready for section two, or do you need a break? 145 00:07:54,849 --> 00:07:57,519 Is my answer part of the assessment? 146 00:07:57,602 --> 00:08:01,773 [chuckling] No, we're not judging everything you do in this room. 147 00:08:01,856 --> 00:08:04,192 Okay then, I don't need a break. 148 00:08:04,275 --> 00:08:05,568 Mm-hmm. 149 00:08:05,652 --> 00:08:07,070 Hmm. 150 00:08:08,113 --> 00:08:11,282 "Are you easily distracted?" Hmm. 151 00:08:11,366 --> 00:08:14,828 No, but I'm related to someone who is. 152 00:08:19,916 --> 00:08:22,460 Huh? Marge, I'm fat. 153 00:08:22,544 --> 00:08:26,089 Homie, I don't care what you look like as long as you're healthy. 154 00:08:26,172 --> 00:08:27,841 I didn't say I looked bad. 155 00:08:27,924 --> 00:08:29,592 Phone, how do I eat healthier? 156 00:08:29,676 --> 00:08:31,010 Hmm. 157 00:08:31,094 --> 00:08:36,516 From this moment on, I'm focusing only on taking control of my health. 158 00:08:36,599 --> 00:08:38,601 - [phone buzzes] - Ooh, a text from Lenny. 159 00:08:38,685 --> 00:08:40,937 - [phone buzzes] - Ooh, a WhatsApp from Zutroy. 160 00:08:41,020 --> 00:08:44,274 - [phone buzzes] - Ooh, a TikTok about sports mascot fails. 161 00:08:44,357 --> 00:08:46,818 - [phone buzzes] - Whoa, a Silver Alert for Grandpa. 162 00:08:46,901 --> 00:08:50,030 - [phone buzzes] - Ooh, a pop-up meat sandwich restaurant. 163 00:08:50,613 --> 00:08:53,783 Kids, get in the car. We're getting meat sandwiches. 164 00:08:53,867 --> 00:08:56,077 I thought you were gonna eat healthier. 165 00:08:56,161 --> 00:08:57,787 We're doing what? 166 00:08:57,871 --> 00:09:01,416 - [Homer] Meat! Meat! Meat! - [horn honking] 167 00:09:01,499 --> 00:09:02,500 [Bart sighs] 168 00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:12,886 [chuckles] 169 00:09:12,969 --> 00:09:16,598 [Lisa] "Do you experience a constant state of restlessness?" 170 00:09:17,098 --> 00:09:19,476 Oh, this line is so long. 171 00:09:19,559 --> 00:09:22,353 What's my brain supposed to do while we wait? 172 00:09:22,437 --> 00:09:24,564 I'll get out my Homer toys. 173 00:09:34,574 --> 00:09:37,035 {\an8}[groans] I need a bigger bag. 174 00:09:38,411 --> 00:09:43,917 Finally, now to look at the large posted menu for the first time. 175 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:48,671 [Lisa] "Does it take you an excessively long time to make simple decisions?" 176 00:09:48,755 --> 00:09:50,840 What to get? What to get? 177 00:09:50,924 --> 00:09:52,550 [all groan] 178 00:09:52,634 --> 00:09:55,178 Ooh, they have meat sandwiches. 179 00:09:55,261 --> 00:09:57,138 Oh, come on, big dumb, 180 00:09:57,222 --> 00:09:59,599 we know you're going to order one of everything. 181 00:09:59,682 --> 00:10:01,601 I want... [gasps] 182 00:10:01,684 --> 00:10:03,353 A turkey leg. 183 00:10:05,271 --> 00:10:08,316 We waited in the sandwich line for over an hour. 184 00:10:08,399 --> 00:10:10,276 We have to order something here. 185 00:10:10,360 --> 00:10:11,611 Actually, we don't. 186 00:10:11,694 --> 00:10:14,572 You're falling victim to the sunk cost fallacy. 187 00:10:14,656 --> 00:10:17,617 I started reading a book about sunk costs and hated it, 188 00:10:17,700 --> 00:10:21,204 but I had to finish it because I needed to find out what the fallacy was. 189 00:10:21,704 --> 00:10:22,705 Uh. 190 00:10:22,789 --> 00:10:23,957 Turkey leg! 191 00:10:25,208 --> 00:10:26,709 Whee-he-he-he-he! 192 00:10:26,793 --> 00:10:31,214 [Lisa] "Do you engage in reckless behavior you know to be dangerous?" 193 00:10:31,840 --> 00:10:33,925 I should probably have a vegetable with this. 194 00:10:34,008 --> 00:10:35,593 Aim for the ketchup tent. 195 00:10:39,097 --> 00:10:42,809 Sir, it's not safe to throw you into a tent. 196 00:10:42,892 --> 00:10:45,145 Just chuck me close. I'll bounce. 197 00:10:49,524 --> 00:10:51,734 At least you're behaving yourself. 198 00:10:51,818 --> 00:10:53,403 Because I'm on my meds. 199 00:10:53,486 --> 00:10:55,780 I remember the old days though. 200 00:10:55,864 --> 00:10:59,159 If only there were a way for Dad to medicate himself. 201 00:11:01,286 --> 00:11:03,830 [sighs] I love the honey taste of mead. 202 00:11:03,913 --> 00:11:06,583 It's like when I was drunk and that beehive fell on me. 203 00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:07,917 Leather working! 204 00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:11,337 [gasps] I'm going to make a belt. All mine keep shrinking. 205 00:11:12,547 --> 00:11:14,007 [all groan] 206 00:11:16,092 --> 00:11:19,262 Perfect fit. Now, to stab the hole. 207 00:11:19,345 --> 00:11:20,346 [Lisa gasps] 208 00:11:21,764 --> 00:11:24,100 Now that we've stayed in place for five minutes, 209 00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:26,561 I can actually enjoy myself. 210 00:11:26,644 --> 00:11:29,647 I've almost finished making myself a new bigger bag. 211 00:11:29,731 --> 00:11:31,274 Thanks, Homie. 212 00:11:31,357 --> 00:11:32,358 Homie? 213 00:11:32,442 --> 00:11:34,903 [Lisa] "Do you have difficulty finishing tasks?" 214 00:11:34,986 --> 00:11:36,279 [Homer] Out of the way, old man. 215 00:11:36,362 --> 00:11:38,573 Glassblowing! [gasps] 216 00:11:40,992 --> 00:11:42,660 Jousting? [gasps] 217 00:11:49,375 --> 00:11:50,835 [Homer chuckles] 218 00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:56,299 [chuckles] Ooh. 219 00:11:57,675 --> 00:12:01,804 Come on, Pointy Head, kill Square Head, go for the eyehole. 220 00:12:01,888 --> 00:12:03,806 Do it for my favor. 221 00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:06,559 Dad, can we have some money to buy papal indulgences? 222 00:12:06,643 --> 00:12:11,147 It's $5 for partial remittance, but only $7.50 for a whole plenary. 223 00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:13,900 Quiet, kids. Daddy's watching sports. 224 00:12:13,983 --> 00:12:17,403 [Lisa] "Do you ever find yourself in places and forget why you're there?" 225 00:12:18,613 --> 00:12:20,990 - Uh-oh. - [audience] D'oh. 226 00:12:21,074 --> 00:12:23,117 I'm gonna take him to the doctor. 227 00:12:23,201 --> 00:12:25,828 I'm gonna dress up and steal people's change purses. 228 00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:30,250 Mm-hmm. 229 00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:38,216 Now, remember, leave those leeches on for at least a half an hour. 230 00:12:38,299 --> 00:12:41,678 And if the dark humors return, one of the women in your household 231 00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:43,137 is probably a witch. 232 00:12:43,221 --> 00:12:45,265 [sighs] You've had a big day. 233 00:12:45,348 --> 00:12:48,518 Maybe we should get back to the 21st century. 234 00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:50,853 Sounds like witch talk. 235 00:12:51,437 --> 00:12:56,150 A very good morrow's eve to you, fine sir. I am Leonardo da Vinci. 236 00:12:56,234 --> 00:12:59,279 Behold my astounding inventions. 237 00:12:59,362 --> 00:13:03,533 [Lisa] "Do you frequently miss what's being said to you in conversations?" 238 00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:08,371 I painted the Mona Lisa in the year... [droning] 239 00:13:08,454 --> 00:13:11,791 And... [droning] 240 00:13:11,874 --> 00:13:14,043 ...Vitruvian... [drones] 241 00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:17,380 Da Vinci was truly the Renaissance's Renaissance man, 242 00:13:17,463 --> 00:13:20,842 and this was his most spectacular invention, 243 00:13:20,925 --> 00:13:23,261 the flying machine. 244 00:13:23,344 --> 00:13:25,596 Alas, he never finished it. [mumbles] 245 00:13:25,680 --> 00:13:29,684 Some speculate that da Vinci suffered from a form of ADHD. 246 00:13:29,767 --> 00:13:32,437 Maybe I can finish his flying machine. 247 00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:34,105 Finish? You? 248 00:13:34,188 --> 00:13:36,357 Name one thing you finished 249 00:13:36,441 --> 00:13:40,403 during this entire endless, exhausting day or ever. 250 00:13:40,486 --> 00:13:42,572 I finished caring about da Vinci. 251 00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:45,825 [scoffs] This whole renaissance was a big waste of time. 252 00:13:45,908 --> 00:13:48,870 Me and all the loot I looted are taking an Uber home. 253 00:13:48,953 --> 00:13:51,039 Stop right there, cutpurse. 254 00:13:51,122 --> 00:13:55,752 You just committed the worst of all Ren Faire crimes, breaking character. 255 00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:58,087 Ye shall be consigned to the stocks 256 00:13:58,171 --> 00:14:01,007 and have tomatoes thrown upon your personage. 257 00:14:01,090 --> 00:14:02,550 Yeah, ye. 258 00:14:02,633 --> 00:14:05,553 They didn't even have tomatoes in Europe during the Renaissance, 259 00:14:05,636 --> 00:14:08,723 and if they did, people wouldn't be throwing them. 260 00:14:08,806 --> 00:14:10,641 Calories were scarce. 261 00:14:10,725 --> 00:14:12,143 Lock this one up too. 262 00:14:12,226 --> 00:14:13,478 On what charge? 263 00:14:13,561 --> 00:14:15,980 Uh, we can probably make heresy stick. 264 00:14:18,232 --> 00:14:20,943 Who knows how many fortnights you'll be away. 265 00:14:21,027 --> 00:14:22,070 Take a snack. 266 00:14:22,153 --> 00:14:24,697 I've got some string cheese in my new bag. 267 00:14:24,781 --> 00:14:26,407 No outside food. 268 00:14:27,617 --> 00:14:32,580 I feel a little bad for yelling at your father for just being who he is. 269 00:14:32,663 --> 00:14:37,043 Yeah, a day with Dad can be challenging, but it's never boring. 270 00:14:37,126 --> 00:14:39,712 But it's weird how many times we end up in stocks. 271 00:14:39,796 --> 00:14:41,297 He might get distracted, 272 00:14:41,380 --> 00:14:45,134 but your father never forgets about his family. 273 00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:47,261 [gasps] Look, there he is. 274 00:14:47,345 --> 00:14:49,806 I'm coming for you guys. 275 00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:51,474 He's gonna rescue us. 276 00:14:51,557 --> 00:14:53,518 Ooh, meat sandwich pop-up. 277 00:14:55,186 --> 00:14:57,647 - [Marge] Hmm? [groans] - I'm coming for you, meat! 278 00:14:57,730 --> 00:15:01,317 That's it. I'm putting Ritalin in his doughnuts. 279 00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:09,575 [Lisa] "Do you get upset if things aren't arranged in a very particular way?" 280 00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:14,372 Askew, askew! 281 00:15:14,455 --> 00:15:16,916 - Get out of my store, you vandal. - [Lisa screams] 282 00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:18,501 [sighs] 283 00:15:25,049 --> 00:15:27,135 Move that standee an inch to the left. 284 00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:30,346 Casper should be in the undead section. 285 00:15:30,429 --> 00:15:32,723 Yoda straight needs to be. 286 00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:37,019 Hmm. Our sales are down for some reason. 287 00:15:37,103 --> 00:15:40,690 I think we need to improve the energy flow of the space. 288 00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:45,194 In other words, extreme store makeover. 289 00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:46,821 But there's-there's a reason 290 00:15:46,904 --> 00:15:49,365 that everything in the store is arranged just so. 291 00:15:49,448 --> 00:15:54,203 Why can't we find another arrangement that's also pleasing? 292 00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:58,124 [Lisa] "Do you have hidden rules that you never share with others?" 293 00:15:58,207 --> 00:16:01,502 [Comic Book Guy] If she moves things out of place, it will destroy the force field 294 00:16:01,586 --> 00:16:02,795 that protects the store. 295 00:16:07,884 --> 00:16:11,762 {\an8}But I can't let her know the truth, so I must elevate my discourse. 296 00:16:11,846 --> 00:16:15,808 {\an8}Comic book store, comic book guy. End communication. 297 00:16:15,892 --> 00:16:17,643 {\an8}- [scoffs] - Nailed it. 298 00:16:21,147 --> 00:16:22,398 [sighs] 299 00:16:22,481 --> 00:16:24,859 [stammers] What have you done? 300 00:16:24,942 --> 00:16:28,362 Something I should have done long ago. 301 00:16:28,446 --> 00:16:29,906 Put some plants in here. 302 00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:31,324 Shields are down. 303 00:16:31,407 --> 00:16:33,868 Must restore power. 304 00:16:33,951 --> 00:16:36,996 [Lisa] "Do repetition and counting make you feel secure?" 305 00:16:37,079 --> 00:16:39,707 {\an8}One, two, three, four. One, two, three, four. One, two, three, four. 306 00:16:39,790 --> 00:16:43,085 [panting] One, two, three, four. 307 00:16:43,169 --> 00:16:44,253 Are you okay? 308 00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:47,173 The force field protecting us, it's down. 309 00:16:48,674 --> 00:16:50,009 [electricity crackles] 310 00:16:50,092 --> 00:16:51,886 {\an8}What force field? 311 00:16:51,969 --> 00:16:55,848 {\an8}Don't you see how much better the flow of the energy is in the space? 312 00:17:01,187 --> 00:17:03,397 Can't we just try it this way? 313 00:17:03,481 --> 00:17:05,233 What's the worst that could happen? 314 00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:13,574 [Lisa] "Do you suffer from unpleasant intrusive thoughts?" 315 00:17:15,576 --> 00:17:18,496 {\an8}It feels like it would be bad. 316 00:17:19,205 --> 00:17:23,084 {\an8}What if instead we just put everything back the way it was? 317 00:17:23,668 --> 00:17:24,669 {\an8}Mm-hmm. 318 00:17:32,218 --> 00:17:35,429 {\an8}That feels like it would be bad to me. 319 00:17:35,513 --> 00:17:41,060 {\an8}Oh, my Zod, do you also think your actions are causing and preventing disasters? 320 00:17:41,143 --> 00:17:43,854 {\an8}- Tsunami. - Meteor. 321 00:17:43,938 --> 00:17:46,649 {\an8}I've always known you're obsessive compulsive, 322 00:17:46,732 --> 00:17:48,693 {\an8}the way you organize your junk drawer, 323 00:17:48,776 --> 00:17:52,321 {\an8}or how you chew your Hot Pocket exactly 72 times. 324 00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:55,741 Well, I don't want George Lucas to die. 325 00:17:55,825 --> 00:17:58,369 Have you ever been to a Japanese tea ceremony? 326 00:17:58,452 --> 00:18:01,163 We made OCD into an art form. 327 00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:05,626 {\an8}You and I have more in common than we ever knew. 328 00:18:05,710 --> 00:18:08,087 {\an8}We each hid our private anxiety, 329 00:18:08,170 --> 00:18:10,840 {\an8}but now that we are truly open with each other, 330 00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:13,634 {\an8}our hearts are perfectly aligned. 331 00:18:16,137 --> 00:18:17,847 {\an8}[both] Two, three, four. 332 00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:22,852 ♪ When you wear a mask To get mail at exactly 3:03 ♪ 333 00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:25,313 [Kumiko] ♪ You'll touch every lamp to protect us ♪ 334 00:18:25,396 --> 00:18:27,356 ♪ That's our OCD ♪ 335 00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:30,151 ♪ I'll cause my team to lose If I watch them ♪ 336 00:18:30,234 --> 00:18:32,403 ♪ Or clean my lucky tee ♪ 337 00:18:32,486 --> 00:18:34,822 ♪ Even tossing salt over your shoulder ♪ 338 00:18:34,905 --> 00:18:37,074 - ♪ Is groupthink OCD ♪ - ♪ Is groupthink OCD ♪ 339 00:18:37,158 --> 00:18:41,245 [all] ♪ We all have quirks Bottled up in our brain ♪ 340 00:18:41,329 --> 00:18:45,666 ♪ Just 'cause you're crazy Doesn't mean you're insane ♪ 341 00:18:45,750 --> 00:18:50,087 ♪ So look to your left And look to your right ♪ 342 00:18:50,171 --> 00:18:54,508 ♪ Then do it three more times So you don't die in the night ♪ 343 00:18:54,592 --> 00:18:58,721 ♪ Wake-up pills calm me down When I'm fidgety ♪ 344 00:18:58,804 --> 00:19:03,476 {\an8}♪ I also medicate to control my ADHD ♪ 345 00:19:03,559 --> 00:19:06,187 ♪ This is excellent for stimming ♪ 346 00:19:06,270 --> 00:19:07,813 ♪ Shirt tags bother me ♪ 347 00:19:07,897 --> 00:19:10,399 ♪ Having every problem above ♪ 348 00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:12,777 - ♪ It's comorbidity ♪ - ♪ Comorbidity ♪ 349 00:19:15,905 --> 00:19:17,406 ♪ Magical thinking ♪ 350 00:19:18,032 --> 00:19:19,825 ♪ Excessive drinking ♪ 351 00:19:20,409 --> 00:19:22,119 ♪ Intensive interests ♪ 352 00:19:22,203 --> 00:19:24,789 ♪ Addicted to Pinterest ♪ 353 00:19:24,872 --> 00:19:26,290 {\an8}♪ Echolalia ♪ 354 00:19:27,458 --> 00:19:28,834 {\an8}♪ Echolalia ♪ 355 00:19:28,918 --> 00:19:32,213 ♪ We are all a little bit crazy ♪ 356 00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:37,385 {\an8}♪ You might see yourself In the examples we gave ♪ 357 00:19:37,468 --> 00:19:42,098 {\an8}♪ That make you think about how you behave ♪ 358 00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:45,976 ♪ If you're offended and ready to walk ♪ 359 00:19:46,060 --> 00:19:50,815 ♪ Remember we're only drawings that talk ♪ 360 00:19:50,898 --> 00:19:52,942 ♪ There's a whole spectrum of spectrums ♪ 361 00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:55,152 ♪ You might need therapy ♪ 362 00:19:55,236 --> 00:19:56,278 ♪ Meds for your heads ♪ 363 00:19:56,362 --> 00:19:57,363 ♪ Blues before reds ♪ 364 00:19:57,446 --> 00:20:01,409 ♪ Or just some TLC ♪ 365 00:20:01,492 --> 00:20:03,452 ♪ And maybe THC ♪ 366 00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:05,955 ♪ Everybody's got a little something ♪ 367 00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:10,042 ♪ Neurodiversity ♪ 368 00:20:11,252 --> 00:20:13,421 I'm afraid of crowds. 369 00:20:16,340 --> 00:20:19,009 Lisa, you were singing in your sleep. 370 00:20:19,093 --> 00:20:21,595 You do a lot of funny voices. 371 00:20:21,679 --> 00:20:23,139 [gasps] I fell asleep? 372 00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:25,975 What neurological condition is that a symptom of? 373 00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:27,059 Being tired. 374 00:20:27,143 --> 00:20:30,312 I would have woken you up earlier, but I was asleep too. 375 00:20:30,396 --> 00:20:31,522 Anyway, time's up. 376 00:20:31,605 --> 00:20:33,357 Oh, no, but I'm not finished. 377 00:20:33,441 --> 00:20:35,735 No, please, I need extra time. 378 00:20:35,818 --> 00:20:38,946 Extra time! 379 00:20:49,957 --> 00:20:54,003 {\an8}[Lisa] ♪ Neurological assessment Neurological assessment ♪ 380 00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:55,880 {\an8}So where'd you get your degree? 381 00:20:55,963 --> 00:20:57,465 {\an8}- Wesleyan. - Oh. 382 00:20:57,548 --> 00:21:00,217 {\an8}- Well, Ohio, Wesleyan. - Oh. 383 00:21:00,301 --> 00:21:03,971 {\an8}- Well, Miami of Ohio, Wesleyan. - Oh. 384 00:21:04,054 --> 00:21:06,849 {\an8}- Well... - I'm just gonna get back to the test. 385 00:21:06,932 --> 00:21:09,685 {\an8}- We had a really good lacrosse team. - Oh. 386 00:21:09,769 --> 00:21:11,353 {\an8}It's also where I met my husband. 387 00:21:11,437 --> 00:21:13,522 {\an8}He helped carry my boxes on move-in day. 388 00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:15,733 {\an8}- He was my roommate's dad. - Oh, my God. 389 00:21:15,816 --> 00:21:18,027 {\an8}Well, we were only roommates for the first semester 390 00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:19,111 {\an8}then I moved off campus. 391 00:21:19,195 --> 00:21:21,322 But I'd see her when she came home for the holidays. 392 00:21:21,405 --> 00:21:22,740 It wasn't always easy, you know. 393 00:21:22,823 --> 00:21:24,575 [groans] Step kids. Am I right? 394 00:21:24,658 --> 00:21:27,578 - You married your roommate's father? - He was really nice. 395 00:21:27,661 --> 00:21:29,997 Unlike her mom. She hated me. 396 00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:31,081 Shh!